Ask eris anything: The Advice Column Thread

[erisesoteric]

Always trust eris.

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[Branflakes]

Dear eris,

My post count has always been 2500 ahead of yours. I've noticed lately, though, that you are now less than 2000 behind me. How can I fix this?


--Concerned Posting Queen

[erisesoteric]

Originally posted by Branflakes:
Dear eris,

My post count has always been 2500 ahead of yours. I've noticed lately, though, that you are now less than 2000 behind me. How can I fix this?


--Concerned Posting Queen

<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">MWAHAHAHAHAH....

I mean, it is? I never notice these things. I wouldn't worry about it. There's more important things than a post count.

[Branflakes]

Dear eris,

I'm concerned regarding your most recent advice. I believe you are trying to trick me so that you can take over the title of "Posting Queen", just like you've taken over moderating the STP board from Jaxom_27. I also believe you've secretly replaced Jaxom_27 with known eris supporter Jaxom_18.

Please advise.

--Even More Concerned Posting Queen

[Jadian]

Dear eris

While the real Jaxom_27 doesn't seem to mind being gagged and bound in my bedroom, he is starting to seriously deplete my beer supplies. What do you recommend?

- timid lackey

[erisesoteric]

Originally posted by Branflakes:
Dear eris,

I'm concerned regarding your most recent advice. I believe you are trying to trick me so that you can take over the title of "Posting Queen", just like you've taken over moderating the STP board from Jaxom_27. I also believe you've secretly replaced Jaxom_27 with known eris supporter Jaxom_18.

Please advise.

--Even More Concerned Posting Queen

<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">You're obviously paranoid and delusional. I recommend you commit yourself to a good mental health facility immediately.

[erisesoteric]

Originally posted by Jadian:
Dear eris

While the real Jaxom_27 doesn't seem to mind being gagged and bound in my bedroom, he is starting to seriously deplete my beer supplies. What do you recommend?

- timid lackey

<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">You're fired.

[Branflakes]

Dear eris,

My therapist doesn't think I belong in a mental institute just yet. She advises that said moderator I am concerned about is the truly paranoid one.

Whom should I believe?

--Still Concerned And Possibly Plotting Posting Queen

[erisesoteric]

Originally posted by Branflakes:
Dear eris,

My therapist doesn't think I belong in a mental institute just yet. She advises that said moderator I am concerned about is the truly paranoid one.

Whom should I believe?

--Still Concerned And Possibly Plotting Posting Queen

<font size="2" face="Comic sans ms, Helvetica, sans-serif">This is what you get for going to Dial-a-Therapist. Don't worry, I've taken steps to insure your safety and well being. There should be a knock on your door soon.

[Jadian]

Dear eris

I've decided to become a therapist but my first patient seems to have run into you before. Should I worry about copyright infringement here?

- former timid lackey